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The Reasonable man adapts himself to the conditions that surround him

the unreasonable man adapts the surrounding conditions to himself..

All progress depends on the unreasonable man.


It is the soldier, not the reporter,

who has given us freedom of the press.

It is the soldier, not the poet,

who has given us freedom of speech.

It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,

who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.

It is the soldier, not the lawyer,

who has given us the right to a fair trial.

It is the soldier, who salutes the flag, who serves under the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag,

who allows the protester to burn the flag.

Charles M. Province.


Rose Send It to Some one you Care


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I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance.

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."

"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."

"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be."

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."

"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."

"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."


INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

Love isn't everything, it's the only thing.

Be mine - or get this arrow out of my chest

True love is like a vision of ghosts; everybody talks about them but few have ever seen any.

When you say, "I love you", mean it.

When you say, "I'm sorry", look the person in the eye.

Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

Believe in love at first sight.

Never laugh at anyone's dreams.

Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

Don't judge people by their relatives.

Talk slowly but think quickly.

When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"

Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others;Responsibility for all your actions.

Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps.

Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

Trust in God but lock your car.

Read between the lines.

Be gentle with the earth.

Never interrupt when you are being flattered.

Mind your own business.

Learn the rules then break some.

Remember that the best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

Remember that your character is your destiny.

Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon


" Try hard to get what you like

or

you will start liking what you get"

--

"Some people come into our lives,

leave footprints in our hearts,

and we are never ever the same."

--

A conscience does not prevent sin; it only

prevents you from enjoying it.

 


Quotes By Gandhi

Love is the subtlest force in the world.

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.

The truest test of civilization, culture, and dignity is character, not clothing.

Civil disobedience is the assertion of a right which law should give but which it denies.

Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the State becomes lawless or, which is the same thing, corrupt. Disobedience to be civil has to be open and nonviolent.

Disobedience to be civil implies discipline, thought, care, attention.

Coercion cannot but result in chaos in the end.

Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty as cooperation with good.

Democracy necessarily means a conflict of will and ideas, involving sometimes a war . . . between different ideas.

Democracy is a great institution and, therefore, it is liable to be greatly abused.

Democracy is not a state in which people act like sheep.

Intolerance, discourtesy, and harshness are taboo in all good society and are surely contrary to the spirit of democracy.

Faith gains in strength only when people are willing to lay down their lives for it.

A fear-stricken person can never know God, and one who knows God will never fear a mortal man.

For a nonviolent person, the whole world is one family. He will thus fear none, nor will others fear him.

The golden rule is to act fearlessly upon what one believes to be right.

Fearlessness presupposes calmness and peace of mind.

Freedom is like birth. Till we are fully free, we are slaves.

What I object to is the craze for machinery, not machinery as such.

My patriotism is not an exclusive thing. It is all-embracing, and I should reject that patriotism which sought to mount the distress or exploitation of other nationalities.

The only way love punishes is by suffering.

Truth is what the voice within tells you.

Truth and untruth often con-exist; good and evil often are found together

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.

Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer


If you cant answer a mans argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. - Elbert Hubbard

To think is to differ. - Clarence Darrow

You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.- Ray Bradbury

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Cicero

There was a time, not long ago, when vulgarity was almost universall viewed as objectionable in our society. Now what is vulgar is vogue. - John Perkins

A jury is twelve persons who are to decide which party has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

The police are not here to create disorder; they're here to preserve disorder. -Richard Daley (D),former mayor of Chicago

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.- William A. Orton

When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both. - James Dale Davidson

You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves. Abraham Lincoln

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

No man is free who depends on his government for his sustenance, job, home, or hope.- John Perkins

Man is free, but not if he doesn't believe it.- Giacamo Cassanova de Seingalt

Government is not the solution, but rather the cause of our problems. - Ronald Reagan

What luck for rulers, that men do not think.- Adolph Hitler

History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.- Winston Churhill

My education was interrupted only by my schooling. - Winston Churchill

One man with courage makes a majority. - Andrew Jackson

Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. - Oscar Wilde

But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,'said the Cat, 'or you wouldn't have come here. - Alice in WonderLand.

You can't please everyone so, please yourself.- Anonymous

You say my head is in the clouds, and I tell you the view is much better from up there."

To love is to admire with the heart; To admire is to love with the mind. - Theophile Gautier

Take away love and earth is a tomb. -- Robert Browning, British

Whenever I think of you, I smile inside.- Anonymous

To escape criticism - Do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, its a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at lifes realities.- Dr. Theodore Dreissel, under pseudonym Dr.Suess.

* "The difference between love and sex is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."- Woody Allen

The worst thing about censorship is [deleted by censorship Bureau].- Anonymous

Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends.- Anonymous

A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame.- Anonymous

A little greed can get you lots of stuff.- Anonymous

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research." - Anonymous

It's not my style to care about others, but what's going on? - Richard

I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country.- Nathan Hale

When words lose their meaning, people lose their liberty.- Confucius

Im a politician, and as a politician I have the perogative to lie whenever I want.-Charles Peacock

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.- Indira Ghandi

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.- Al Capone

Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor bastard die for his country.General George Patton

A lot of people have the first dollar they ever made -- Uncle Sam has all the others- Van Panopoulos.

And I honor the man who is willing to sink Half his present repute for the freedom to think, And when he has thought, be his cause strong or weak, Will risk t' other half for the freedom to speak.- James Russell Lowell

I never give them hell, I just tell the truth, and they think its hell.- Harry S. Truman

Originality is the art of concealing your source.- Franklin Jones

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.- Theodore Roosevelt

You don't marry someone you can live with - you marry the person who you cannot live without.-

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love - Henry Ward Beecher

Silence is the true friend that never betrays - Confucious

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt -Abraham Lincoln

The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible -- and achieve it, generation after generation. - Pearl S. Buck

When men speak ill of you, live so as nobody may believe them. - Plato

Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman

To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.- William Hazlitt

Friendship is constant in all other things Save in the office and affairs of love: Therefore all hearts in love use their own tongues; Let every eye negotiate for itself And trust no agent. - William Sheksphear

It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love. - William Sheksphear

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more - Oscar Wilde

Better to rule in hell than serve in heaven - Milton

A fanatic is a person who won't change his mind or change the topic -Winston ChurchilL

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's charecter, give him power - Abraham Lincoln

The highest compliment one can be paid by another human being is to be told : 'Because of what you are, you are essential to my happiness'. -Nathaniel Branden

So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we' ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.'So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.' --Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.-John F. Kennedy

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?-Will Rogers

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates.The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it.- Alexandre Dumas, "Camille", 1852


Arms Siezed in Kashmir (upto Feb 1999)
Type of Arms 1991 1992 1993 1994 1995 1996 1997 1998 1999 Total
Assault Rifle 1442 2421 1650 1623 1872 1266 1108 755 108 12245
Machine Gun 130 128 112 110 92 83 59 41 8 763
Rocket Launcher 79 103 53 45 48 46 90 163 11 638
Sniper Rifle -- 05 38 40 45 29 26 13 1 197
Mortars --   04 03 03 01 06 07 04 28
Pistol 419 458 533 599 757 583 455 197 35 4036
Radio Set 24 53 94 156 252 239 189 151 23 1181
Grenades 1487 2063 4269 2322 2379 3112 3623 4556 556 24367
Ammunition (in Millions) 24.25 3.13 4.64 4.16 3.64 2.95 2.12 1.8 0.1 46.79
Anti personnel & Tank 152 206 435 1241 480 336 3301 439 80 6670
Anti-aircraft Guns -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 01 -- 01
Missile Launchers -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 01 01 02
Flame Throwers -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- 19 19
                     

 

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